tom mardy

the guy that could make anyway gay with a very big pp

wow is that tom mardy. he makes me feel things

by afuckingpickledaddy March 11, 2024

tom hellier

an absolute fucking legend

tom hellier is a legend

by hell254 November 5, 2021

Tom Biddle

Insanely funny dirty joke or euphemism of which Tom Biddle knows hundreds.

He told this Tom Biddle joke about animals don't stutter, example... The dog jumped the fence and the kitten said fff fff fff and before the kitten could say fuck the dog at her up.

by Tom J. Biddle October 26, 2012

Tom

A beautiful guy with bright large eyes, freckles, and AMAZING cheekbones! generous but indenial when he likes someone. a stalker, and a pedophile. likes to wear dresses and is slightly gay.

Omg is Tom going out with ABBIE?!2??
yeah, they're a great ship.

by amichellex December 17, 2018

Tom Special

When you take both doors on a vehicle off at one time to make one big door during extrication.

We used the Tom Special to get the passenger out of the car.

by Tom-Special April 26, 2024

Tom Winning

A wild Canadian goose who will approach you with caution until offered a pretzel.

Tom Winning is being defined as:
Riley: TOM GET BACK HERE I wanna give you a pretzel!
Andy: You are such a goose.

by Wagglewagglechopsticks5 May 16, 2021

Tom Hanks' Fork

An AI generated video of Tom Hanks holding a fork.

IS THAT TOM HANKS' FORK?!

by kabss90 March 8, 2025