Nut Butt

Something that a child calls Natalia Desonia in a video that offends her Karen mom

Wow Natalia, you really are a “nut butt”

by Severus snape on an airplane July 17, 2022

Missing Nut

When a Male has finished wanking, he cannot locate the so-called nut, making it the missing nut.

Dude, I was pissing my pants yesterday. My sister used the bathroom after me, and I think she found my Missing Nut based off of her scream.

Damn bro, you're dead!

by Livinlikelanger April 4, 2019

nut and dash

Nut and dash is a last priority when paying for a check alone or when you have no money to pay for your meal

Sue: last night when I was working my shit someone left some white stuff all over the check book but there was no money
Josh: uhh you know what that is
Sue what?
Josh you just had a nut and dash...

by Woahfacts---686 May 21, 2018

Nutted Shut

The common occurrence that men experience after an intense fap session, to be Nutted Shut is quite a painful experience, as one temporarily lacks the ability to piss.

It is a long tedious process to try and urinate after masturbation, but if you manage to (very unlikely), you will be met by the most god-awful burning sensation you have ever experienced. This specific sensation feels like you are being stabbed in the urethra by millions of tungsten carbide needles. The only people who can somehow tolerate/avoid this little scenario is the fap aficionado, which is mentioned in a different article.

Jerry Jerkoff: Ugh...

Freddy Fapsalot: What’s wrong jerry?

Jerry Jerkoff: Oh man, I just Nutted Shut so bad today.

Freddy Fapsalot: Dude, you could have prevented that by pissing before you decided to choke your chicken.

Jerry Jerkoff: Thanks Freddy, I’ll use that the next time I feel horny and lonely.

by THE_00F_MAN November 18, 2019

nut terror

A wet dream... but a nightmare

“Dude, I woke up screaming covered in a cold sweat and cum. I must have had a nut terror.”

by Xahnder March 5, 2019

Nut Burn

Burning sensation in genitals after rough sex; Specifically in females.

Samantha: I have nut burn from jermy

by Jiggyjiggy1234567 May 18, 2021

Chin nuts

When your bro makes an statement or observation that is very obvious, you respond with; Chin Nuts!!
This is due to the fact that if your nuts are on her chin, your dick is in her mouth.

Bro, did you get that text from Rob?
Yeah Bro, he’s one perverted dude!
Chin nuts!!

by Meat Pony July 2, 2021