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Small potatoes

A small detail brought up in an underhanded and anal way, in an effort to undermine one’s preparedness
Jacob asking me what a vitreous humor was in our mock trial was straight small potatoes.
Total ass move tbh
by Not Ty Drayton May 8, 2025
mugGet the Small potatoesmug.

Potato wagon

This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this.

Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
*In a setting where children are present*

Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”

Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
mugGet the Potato wagonmug.

Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.
Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.
by Kjabber February 25, 2024
mugGet the Eat a mum's potatoesmug.

Saggy Potatoes

Where a girl has boobs like a sack of potatoes
by Ors C March 12, 2015
mugGet the Saggy Potatoesmug.

Steak and Potatoes

The act of an individual defecating on a man’s ball sack and then licking it off in entirety.
Do you want steak and potatoes tonight?

I hope your hungry because your having steak and potatoes tonight.
by Foznovski June 11, 2022
mugGet the Steak and Potatoesmug.

food thai potatoes

a type of diarrhoea (diarrhea) that is very effective. It can kill u and even explode ur ass. It is hell. It is life.
Guy: PLEASE HELP ME I HAVE FOOD THAI POTATOES!!!
by orangasm February 2, 2020
mugGet the food thai potatoesmug.

Potato

God like figure worshiped and idolised by mankind
"wow, I have become one with the Potato, enlightenment has rained down upone me, I finally see it all. All hail potato!"
by general secretary April 16, 2024
mugGet the Potatomug.

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