Jake

A meat rider for people named Sam Longhurst

Jake is the biggest meet rider.

by Troy Whorebag November 23, 2023

Jake Paul

A cringey, stupid, dumb fucked up hoe nigga that needs to be stopped. A cancerous youtuber. Please STOP Jake Paul.

Teacher : Why were you in the hospital for 1 month and your ears are bleeding!
Me : Because I listened to Its Everyday Bro by Jake Paul
Teacher : OMG

by DOCTOR FUNNY November 6, 2017

Jake’s Dilemma

When someone says “I’m never drinking again” after a night of heavy drinking.

Jake: “I’m never drinking again”
Sam: “you said that last week, Jake’s dilemma”

by Fish20 February 17, 2023

jakes

just kidding

i hate you jakes

by japes April 23, 2018

Jake Buchner

The biggest flirt. Kisses every girl, known for being Mr. steal yo girl... Ladies man, but also likes guys.

"Jake Buchner is the biggest f boy!!!"

by ilovemwtdew June 6, 2018

Jake Elkins

A beast who will steal and fuck your bitch everyday of the week. His big dick will penetrate your girlfriend bringing her to the hospital afterward

Damn...Jake Elkins just fucked my bitch..

by Wyatt Tucker October 21, 2016

Jake

a poopy diaper baby simp

Don't be a Jake

by notjakenihei November 2, 2021