socks

keep your feet warm

socks are good

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

swollen sock

A swollen sock like the"pink sock" is actually a prolapsed anal cavity that has has intercourse while it is prolapsed an ends up looking like a the bladder of a football hanging down

Had some hectic deep anal an ended up giving em a swollen sock

by swollen sock April 7, 2016

Socking

The mix between sounding and docking at the same time.

Did you hear about those two guys socking?!

by Crusadies October 7, 2022

Sock puppet

When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her

Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Schrödinger's Socks

When you are having homosexual intercourse so you wear socks to cancel out the gayness.

Yo homie, im wearing socks it aint gay, its like Schrödinger's socks, now eat my shitter like an apple fritter.

by Cheetah_ man February 21, 2022

Crazy sock sunday

On crazy sock Sunday you do something illegal in you goofyest socks so everyone knows it’s a joke

Sock wearer-PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP NOW!
victim-*looks at socks* oh ok
Sock wearer-*unloads appropriately 30 rounds into the person shredding them to pieces*
Victim-that was a crazy sock Sunday

by Vitcum March 23, 2023

Purple Sock Mutt

A commonly known dirty or "skanky" woman who takes immense pleasure in anal penetration.

Well that's our town's nastiest purple sock mutt!

by Brewha December 31, 2009