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Slow Motion City

An adult male chasing the dream of being a famous dj.

He can come off as creepy, but is probably harmless.

Can be heard saying things like ‘I used to play that’, ‘Are there decks setup?’, ‘I have that on vinyl’ and ‘How’s a gig?’.

He hasn’t slept in months and should be kept far away from sharp objects Monday through Thursday.
That Slow Motion City has given me some free hugs he and hasn’t asked me to suck his dick yet. Still kinda creepy.
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the city that never stirs

Silent and empty, The City That Never Sleeps had swiftly become The City That Never Stirs.
by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020
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Capital City Hoe

A Capital City Girl is a girl who thinks their on piss but they ain't. They suck dick for a living and are beat and deletes. The majority of the girls are pretty respect themselves and the others give Out blowjobs but don't know their ABC's. The girls call each other friends but they all talk about each other. They all love to take each others man but called themselves bestfriends.

A Capital City Boy is a man hoe who can't keep his willy in his pants they love playing wid girls emotions but cry wen a girl plays wid their feelings. They have no drip. They beg for attention from girls eventhough they're so ugly. They Claim they get girls but they really don't. The yr10 and yr11's are sexyy but the yr9's are dun out.
Her:"wat skl does she go"
Him:"capital city"
Her:"mind cuz she might be a Capital City Hoe"
by DontWorryBoutItSweeheart April 28, 2020
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Dodd City, AR

3675 E Michigan Ave #92 Au Gres, MI, USA
Find The Latitude and Longitude of this address, then using the coordinates given, take the last four of both numbers and use those as X and Z, your Y coordinate is 63. Good Luck Soldier.
Yo, Have you been to Dodd City, AR? it has the best DornCogs!
by Dodd City, AR June 25, 2020
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kansas city roundabout

when a group of gay men (usually 14), mount each other from the rear while standing and form a circle
so i accidentally walked in on a kansas city roundabout.... i'll never be the same
by hitshjv December 12, 2012
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Jig City Queen

One who engages in the art of jiggatry

One who engages in acts of jiggatry and promotes a life of ignorance and foolishness by the practice of mediocrity.

A ratchet simpleton with a bad weave (i.e., lace fronts) that nurtures that culture of ignorance and tomfoolery.
(Sitting in her blond lace front and cat suit with her alligator wedges) Ms. Fire Red took an extended lunch break to get more minutes on her tracfone phone so that she could myspace her baby daddy Lem who's in the parish. Her boss told the other manager, "Damn I hate hiring Jig City Queens, these damn weaves and wedges are bring down by productivity."
by Alimoney October 27, 2011
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Lagoon City, Ontario

A magical place known as Little Venice, hidden from most people in Ontario. Only boating and fishing gods are allowed to reside there. The goddess Lake Simcoe protects this sacred place and only the most worthy will be allowed to locate this hidden land.
Lagoon City, Ontario is a hidden, magical place.
by Lake Simcoe Goddess March 19, 2023
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