found the american

A sarcastic response used online (especially on Reddit) when someone makes a comment that assumes U.S. culture, politics, laws, or measurements apply to the entire world. It’s a quick way of pointing out a very America-centric perspective.

Comment: “Wait, you guys don’t celebrate Thanksgiving?”
Reply: “Found the American.”

by green-period September 9, 2025

south american bam bam

The Devils Dandruff, Colombian Marching Powder, pure delicious cocaine

Snorted a Kilo of South American bam bam last night, I think I died

by BobbyDylanOpus February 22, 2022

American moment

dvine LOUD MOUTH FUCKS NOONE SAYS HE'S GENDER FLUID BUT NOT AND SUCKS LUNACOCKY

A: Oh wow your American moment lol

B: FUCK YOU AMERICAN MOMENT

by qluz July 15, 2022

American tuxedo

When one wears corduroy pants and a corduroy shirt/jacket

Oh hey! Look at Jimmy, he’s wearing an American tuxedo! I

by MoRowe May 11, 2024

The American flag shaft

When you paint your cock to look as if it was a flag. Then you insert a metal or wooden rod in your urethra. Next you take a powerful concoction of Red Bull, Viagra, and Cocane. Generally the top does this act while the bottom consumes laxatives.

John and Josh wanted to perform the American flag shaft, but they had no paint and laxatives

by Mr.CockBlender January 4, 2023

Ebony American

The lightest color of black with the presence of light. Still part of black with it's own individuality.

He was clowned by his brother for calling himself Ebony American because Black American is defined with the absence of light. Selah....

by AD42 Returns January 15, 2022

Americanitis

A US citizen who is most likely over 300 pounds and eats lots of McDonald’s

American: want to hang out sometime?
Canadian: no, you have Americanitis, go lose some weight
American: ok :(

by Not si April 12, 2022