Geographic-american

A protected race of people who are citizens of the United States of America who don't like America. Characteristics may include:
- Being triggered by or burning America's flag.
- Kneeling for America's national anthem.
- Wanting to remake America's Constitution.

- Expressing disappointment in America, its founding and its holidays.
- Wanting American history canceled so no one else can learn about it.
- Cheering on any restrictions on their own liberty.

A new poll shows that 85% of geographic-americans want mask mandates to continue indefinitely.

by Darkthunder75 June 15, 2021

American tea

Shitty af "tea" no one knows how to make properly

Have you tried that American tea I dont think it's that nice

by Bobesha June 25, 2020

American Derangement Syndrome

A (not real) disease where a person has a massive freak-out when seeing someone being stupid and automatically assumes the person is an American, even with absolutely no evidence to support it.

Also known as: ADS (Abbreviation)

See also: Trump Derangement Syndrome

American Derangement Syndrome is much more common than the Trump variant

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2024

American chop duecy

When you live in an Italian neighborhood and your broke, they give you pasta sauce and you add frozen burgers and elbows. Bon appétit!!!!

I moved into an Italian neighborhood, they gave me whole made sauce and I put frozen burgers and made it American chop duecy

by St Julian October 14, 2020

American Gulfing

When you ban people from changing genders/names based on that and then change the names of the commonly agreed upon names of geographical locations.

"Trump really screwed the pooch after all the American Gulfing he's done in his term.

by Where'sGermany? February 24, 2025

American Idiot

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is an American Idiot

by Orang3Juice November 5, 2020

American Healthcare

The most expensive shit on planet earth.

No amount of money can survive this monster.

American Healthcare has me on the streets.

American Healthcare made me sell everything I owned because of a broken toenail.

by Hozedron May 9, 2024