Slap Day

Today is the day you can slap your friends. You can slap your friends shorter than you at 1:00-12:00 am, and friends taller than you 1:00-12:00 pm.

small boi and tall boi: it's today
tall boi: *slaps small boi at 9:00 am on Slap Day*
small boi: *slaps tall boi at 2:00 on Slap Day*

by a total e-girl November 13, 2019

Therian Day

Every 4th of the months therians do vocals/sounds and quads and wear a mask if they have one in public. It’s completely optional but extremely encouraged in the therian community.

“Dylan, today’s therian day!”
“Lets go do quads, bring your mask!”

by pookiewookiedookiepoopybear November 6, 2023

removal day

The day in which a baby is born via c-section

"I wasnt born, I was removed. Happy removal day!"

by Hdhdjdjdbdnd January 15, 2018

Cat Day

An alternative to traditional "sick days" when one is expected to be medically impaired. Cat Days are appropriate when an employee needs time away from work, but to take multiple naps, lay in the sun, and stretch frequently without exertion.

After 3 weeks of working on the project, I couldn't stand going back into the office; I had to take a Cat Day.

by JohnnyBmostlygood October 25, 2019

squinty day

Take a toke and drive

Then you'll find that like I have

it is Just a Squinty Day, Just A Squinty Day

Post Smoking Eyes

it is

Just a Squinty Day, Just A Squinty Day

by mickeydelphino March 29, 2008

Election day

When America either gets saved or fucked on the first Tuesday of November every 4 years.

On Tuesday, November 3rd, 2020 America is going to have its election day where the electoral college decides if America gets saved or not. It might create a civil war if the results go bad.

by suckmydickwithyourmotherslips November 2, 2020

gnf day

gnf day is a pretty boy holiday especially created for the famous content creator, Georgenotfound on November 1st.

"is today gnf day?"

"yes it is, all bow to georgenotfound."

by freywitha November 7, 2021