turret tits

A woman with small boobs but abnormally large and pointy nipples.

Callie along with having a horse face has the worst case of turret tits that i have ever seen! If someone tried to motorboat her she would poke their eyes out.

by snohoboarder April 14, 2012

tit cover

Another name for a shirt.

Mom: We have to go to the store hunny
Bob: Yeah, I need to get some new tit covers
Mom: Oh you need some shirts?
Bob: No I need tit covers to cover my big tits
Mom: Oh.

by Mike Shyman May 24, 2008

Bitch Tit

A fuckface cracker who thinks they're as cool as blackies.

Joe Cracker: Ay bra.. look ova der at dem cholos...
Mike Cracker: Dude don't be a bitch tit!

by Jesus H. Motherfuckin Christ December 31, 2008

bitch tits

a word you use when angry or you have messed up

ah BITCH TITS!

by bobbaroach99 November 3, 2008

tit munger

someone who chops off girls titties and sells them at the market

tit munger: get your fresh tits
Sane person: *calls police*

by Robin February 6, 2005

tit mouse

1. A varied number of small insect-eating songbirds, found in woodland areas throughout the world.

2. Bushtit, willow tit.

3. A phrase that when uttered in the presence of a conservative, esp. a tea bagger, may cause mild distress and an uncontrollable batting of the ears. When left untreated, the affection may lead to a condition known as libergenditis.

Note: An American species, the black-capped chickadee can be found throughout the back-woods and rolling hills of the deep southern states and West Virginia. A particularly active species has been spotted frequenting small city centers, infesting the eaves of buildings e.g., town halls, churches and a food distribution center known as the Piggluh Wiggluh.

Jimbo: "I cant stop itchin so Jeff"

Jefferson: "Could be that yer allergic ta them birds over yonder in them ther rafters."

Jimbo: "Wat, a lil' ol' 'tit mouse'?"

Jefferson: "Could be... now stop yer fidgetin' an hold that ladda steady."

Jimbo: "Jeff?"

Jefferson: "Whuats that Jimbo?

Jimbo: "Whycome they gotta put church bells so high?"

Jefferson: "Ye got me thar ol' Jim..."

by PlanetBJR January 2, 2011

tits on a nun

Nuns take a vow of chastity so tits on a nun are useless because you can't feel them.

He is as useless as tits on a nun.

by answerme1211 July 2, 2012