Dorkus Pants

A guy who doesn't know a super ridiculously awesome girl when he comes across her.

I can't believe that dorkus pants tried to get his cock out on the internet again.

by Tripleswirl May 24, 2010

pants

1. Slang: One who is obnoxious or irritating

2. Slang: Replacement to the word Dick, in all contexts.

Yo , you're a fuckin' pants

or

That guy is a pants face

by Jelloflava July 31, 2008

whore-pants

pants that expose the genitalia in a not-sneaky manner, not the same thing as chaps

Michael James was wearing whore-pants yesterday, I teased him.

by Slut McGee May 19, 2006

pants

Containing your Team from the In-Seam, these nifty boys can be outfitted with many pockets, ketchup sauce, zippers, tags, rips, and maybe some jizz from last night. Quite possibly the single coolest invention outside of the xbox and tantric sex, the pants are a revered piece of clothing that girls REALLY dont need to wear.

My pants can beat up your pants!
Hey lizzy, those pants look good on you, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor!

by Raz-Matazz April 22, 2005

pants tie

New fashion where the zipper on the pants is left open so that the penis may hang out like a necktie.

"I think I'll wear a pants tie to work today."

by chevelle_71 July 15, 2008

Pants

What god invented to assure us that yes, he truly hates us.

Guy:Dude, fuck pants.

God: No, FUCK YOU.

by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007

Mutter Pants

You can see the lips moving, but you can't hear what the cunts saying !!!

I did the Harwich triathlon on Sunday.....Juliet was there in those red mutter pants again......the lips were definitely moving, but I couldn't hear what the cunt was saying !!!

by gogogreen September 17, 2007