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Alien bean fighting

When aliens fill up punching bags with baked beans and proceed to punch them from 36-47 hours
Do you want to watch an ALien Bean Fighting match with me on Tuesday?
by NazKillerCars7 January 31, 2020
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Bean Spray Bandit

An unknown person who leaves a ring of shit mist around the inner rim of a toilet bowl. In extreme cases, the shit spray can also cover the under side and sometimes top of the toilet seat.
Conversation between AmPm employees:

Employee 1: "God damnit, the toilet is covered in shit again! The same motherfucker keeps coming in here and leaving his shit mist everywhere. "

Employee 2: "The bean spray bandit strikes again!"
by ZT14 February 8, 2017
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Green bean kid

When a kid is very stingy and weird and skinny and short and tiny and not cute and really weird and a mamas boy that doesn’t do anything wrong that has a weird smile
by Sarrraaaaaaa December 12, 2019
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One bean banjo

When a woman touches her clit for the purpose of masterbating
LESLIE, why were you late?

I was playing the one bean banjo
by Old_Salty June 6, 2021
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give her the beans

give her the beans is a phrase similarly used like “petal to the metal” it means to go all out, give it your all
bubba: “you really oughta hear this new engine i just put in”
Cletus: “hell yea brother give her the beans
by lil puffer fish September 12, 2022
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Leon my beans

It's been 105 days. His girlfriend broke up with him, I tried helping him through it but only four days after she broke up with him I blurted out that I still love him and how I hate myself for it. He tried to be nice but I know I've gone and ruined things all over again. I miss him so much.
Leon, could you please get my beans?....Leon! Leon my beans !!!
by The_girl_he_lost September 8, 2023
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Bayou butter bean

Fat bitches from Louisiana. Pussy smells like old bay and Joe Burrows breath. A bayou butter bean wears cowboy boots and takes shits like men.
I was fucking this bayou butter bean and when I busted in her crab boil my cock fell off
by Sgt. Donkey Dick November 23, 2019
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