Newbing Off

(Verb) The act of trying desperately to be successful at FPS such as Halo or Call Of Duty and kill other players only to be killed repeatedly in a hilarious fashion. This also includes being spawn raped, quick scoped multiple times, and having general ineptitude for FPS. Forms include: Noun-Newb Off; Verb- Newbing Off (Present), Newbed Off (Past).

John: Wow dude you really went 3 and 22 in Black Ops?
Dave: Yea I thought I was going to be good.
John: Sounds like you were doing some major newbing off.

by Omni5134385 July 15, 2013

Danking Off

When you get so blazed while jerking off you forget that you are jerking off. Then after a while you find that you've spooged all over yourself

I realized i was danking off when felt like i pissed myself, then i had to clean my bong...

by Jah dank dog January 10, 2012

Browning Off

V. To wear ones patience thin, to be vexatious to the spirit

"I say, this chap is rather Browning Off off... Fetch my shooter... "

by fatboyspence January 12, 2012

Fext Off

When someone texts you, essentially telling you to fuck off.

Dude 1: dude, you and Hannah going out tongight?
Dude 2: nah man, I got the FEXT OFF from her last week.

by maurastiggers February 27, 2011

Lure Off

An offensive way of saying "Please get the hell away from me". Best used to fend away naughty trolls when one is overwhelmed.

Guy 1: Lmao noob I own you.
Guy 2: Lure off.

by Fishxichi March 6, 2011

Smacked off

Having one rubbed one out by a third-party.

I got Smacked off last night and it was delectable.

by Smacked off February 9, 2023

Fuck'd off

Extremely messed up

f***** off now that mother fucker is just fuck'd off he has had either way to many or probably not enough hallucinogens as in magic mushrooms, acid, ecstasy, peyote,been up tweaking too long Etc

by People Call Me Dee January 5, 2023