fucked your mom

often used by kids who play fortnite after you beat them in a game.

Fortnite kid: "I fucked your mom last night!".

by attack muffin April 26, 2021

soccer mom save

When you stop short while driving and throw your arm out to restrain the passenger from being thrown through the windshield à la soccer mom

Today some asshole cut me off and while I was braking I totally soccer mom saved Nadia.

by Bernay March 4, 2009

ur mom gay

ur mom gay: A term originating all the way back to the prehistoric times. It’s an ancient relic that translates to “I don’t like you”. This phrase takes your dislike for someone to the next level.

Alfredo: Your hair looks dumb, kid.
Me: Hey Alfredo, ur mom gay.

by Jeremiah Wildson February 5, 2018

Kyle Wagnon's Mom

A super hot mom who likes to get slammed by gym teachers and their sons.

Hey whos that slut?
Oh that's just Kyle Wagnon's Mom

by Larry ward October 27, 2009

mom n save

Using mom's house as a grocery store

I'm so broke I went shopping at mom n save.

by lilgirlkat August 8, 2007

kool-aid mom

A Kool-aid mom is a mom who welcomes everyone to enjoy food and beverages in her home. People tend to gravitate towards this person's house because it is a friendly social environment where everyone feels comfortable and welcoming.

All the kids go to Julia's house to hang out. Her mom makes everyone feel welcome and offers everyone snacks and drinks. She is the typical Kool-aid mom.

by MomRocks January 1, 2017

Basic white mom

A mom in her 30’s and 40’s that “stays at home” because of 1 child (2 at most), takes advantage of Botox and dresses like a basic white girl in her late teens / early twenties. Also flirts with young men like a cougar.

That basic white mom was rocking those shirt denim jeans while she hit on the college age waiter and her daughter was waiting.

by Deplorable4life September 10, 2018