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i don't have a phone

A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.
Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?

Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.
by Loriemplism November 21, 2021
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don't shit on the help

Had someone say to me when I was changing their music on YouTube, complain that I couldn't get the spelling right on music on YouTube, the whole time using a TV remote yo spell it out.... My reaction was "don't shit on the help"
Someone has a go at you for helping them... and you say " don't shit on the help"
by Shedhappens April 2, 2024
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Hey, don't care bitch

How about YOU let go of YOUR ego and allow YOURSELF to be controlled turd-man? YOU do the fucking thing you're telling the abstract phantom to do. How does that sound?
Hym "Hey, don't care bitch. I'm not hooking myself up to your retard farming apparatus. That's why Jordan Peterson is posting pictures of milking porn. That's ALL you motherfuckers do. Hook people up to your people farm and live off the proceeds while doing NOTHING."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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don't even

when your cool with something a little serious that someone says AND THEN THEY TAKE IT TOO FAR!!
Bartholomew: sorry that your mom died. Emily:its ok.. Bartholomew:JUST LIKE YOUR DAD HAHAHAHAHA Emily: don't even ,you retarted sped ugly unknowingly oblivious obstacalic undefiant gobbling dick wad stupid fuckboy insubordinate yeti.

so yeah dont even means dont take what we are talking about to far.
by Uwubadcoochie April 6, 2024
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Don't pack a jacket

A polite and sneaky way to say "go to Hell."
Upon hearing of OJ's passing, I had thought: "Say hi to Johnnie Cochran, and don't pack a jacket."
by Sascratch70 April 11, 2024
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Don't Come To School Tomorrow

What the quiet kid who think's he is the main character tells kids and "attempts" to become a school shooter tomorrow.
Hunter: Don't come to school tomorrow.
John: Oh my god, you're not the fucking main character.
by jeffthebalkan April 12, 2024
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Don't take it seriously

You definitely can't accuse me of THAT, that's for damn sure. I am like, super militant.
Hym "You can't say that I don't take it seriously that's for damn sure."
by Hym Iam April 15, 2024
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