Massive cunt

A massive cunt. Someone who does the most cunty moves from bailing on his mates 24/7 to choosing to do lab work over the lads. This person cannot help their own actions but the friendship group that they maintain realise that they are more cunty than they ever realise! They think it's normal behaviour, but fuck them it's not. A massive cunt needs to be peer pressured all the time by stubborn friends to crack their shell, not to mention the fact they lose their virginity at an extremely late age and only get a good dress sense my age 18 at the earliest.

Can also mean a massive vagina but if your the first meaning then you may never see one all your life as massive cunts can die virgins.

OH MY GOD! That Thomas guy is a massive cunt! He just chose fucking chemistry over his mates.

FUCK ME! That girl last night had a massive cunt. Thomas would never know though would he? #dieavirgin

by Luke Smithson444 August 13, 2016

Cunt Muncher

A person who acts like a know it all dick head. A Cunt Muncher thinks they are intellectually superior than everyone else but in reality they are just a huge faggot that doesn't know shit.

I wish these fedora wearing cunt munchers would just shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up you cunt Muncher

by Bloodlesskills June 10, 2016

cunt-plug

A long slender cotton object that women insert monthly into their cunts. tampon

She was feeling desperate as she was on her last cunt-plug and miles from home.

by Jack May 17, 2004

Cunt Weasel

A really annoying cock of a friend that thinks you owe him everything and he owes you nothing: when a female hasn't cleaned her cavern in months to the point that a weasel could find it a warm nook to live in for the winter. hence the name cunt weasel(never heard of the second definition happing but we all know the first one applies)

James STFU, your being a real Cunt Weasel about your smokes.

by The big S October 14, 2005

cunt hole

1. A undesirable place with alot of undesirable people
2. A dirty vagina

1. That <insert pub/club name here> is a real cunt hole. You'd never catch me there!
2. I'd never fuck that dirty swamp donkey's cunt hole. Who knows where it's been.

by Josh Wicks January 31, 2007

crazy cunt

An insane woman who constantly calls regardless of just talking to them less than a minute ago. Overly posessive/aggressive.

Stop you crazy cunt, what's wrong with you!

by Leave a message...Beep October 19, 2009

purple cunt

A cunt that is purple because the person has so much fat that blood can't get to the cunt. It also can be used to refer to a really douchey person.

Jared is such a purple cunt because he acts like his life is so bad when it really isn't.

by Brynjella November 7, 2007