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assurance blow

When you blow your nose one more time after getting most of the snot out just to make sure.
"I had to do an assurance blow before I threw away the Kleenex in case there was a little bit of snot left."
by SquidDude May 8, 2019
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blow-bye

Da "inefficient" and "resource-wasting" female-on-male equivalent of da classic "wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am" male-on-female "casual quickie"; it involves da gal's merely getting da guy off with her mouth and then unceremoniously leaving, rather than staying around "after da fun is over" to share conversation and see if maybe a long-term romance might be possible.
I suppose dat "non-romantic" fellatio might indeed have its place on certain occasions (like if a cash-strapped gal needs to "purchase" a guy's one-time emergency-assistance), but dat's definitely not for me... I always make sure to get to know a chick at least a little bit and see if we :"click" before I ask her for oral sex, so dat hopefully there will be more "action" between us than just a blow-bye.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
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Blow Hawk

A blow hawk is a person whom like a bird of prey smells rotting flesh, seems to be able to smell a joint being lit up from amazing distances, and turns up just after you spark up a fat one.
Aw man this weed is great, here you go, oh no that fucking blow hawk's come round again.
by soundgesture November 27, 2011
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Blow the lid off

To unmask a conspiracy of some kind, typically in as grandiose a fashion as humanly possible.
The secret society covered its tracks pretty well, but rest assured that I'll blow the lid off this thing someday. In the meantime, I'll keep wearing my tinfoil hat.
by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023
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Blow the can

When you mess up and reveal something that you weren't supposed to
"Dude, why did you tell the cops?! You totally blew the can!"

"Don't leave fingerprints behind, you don't want to blow the can on our operation."
by Canblower76 November 7, 2022
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Laundry Blow Job

The act of a male standing in a fresh load of laundry and a female giving you a blow job.
Oh man that Laundry blow job was nice last night baby.
by Ginergey247 May 1, 2011
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blowed on

"Keth got blowed on so hard today mayne! And he couldnt even blow back!"
by Jazzie. March 6, 2008
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