Happy Ever After

When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.

Man: hey let’s go get a message

Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after

by Karen7397 October 7, 2022

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

An unknown god-like entity that harnesses the power of destroying the world as we know it.

"Happy Birthday!"
the world fucking implodes.

by Dequavious Notirationism XXII April 25, 2022

halfway happy

You're happy, at the same time you sad.

Dad: You're gonna meet Stranger Things cast!

Boy: What?! I'm so happy right now!

Dad: But you gotta wait a month.

Boy: Halfway happy.

by AustraL February 11, 2018

Happy

A feeling that which Faheem Mohammed is not allowed to feel.

You think I’m happy?

by D_Plantain_Tief March 7, 2023

Happiness

Happiness is a great, Happy, energetic, kind, smart name you wish you had a name like that it's a unique name he can roast people sometimes. He will always be your shoulder to cry on. Happiness.

Boy 1: We need a Happiness

by ItsUrBoiHappiness November 22, 2018

happy

inclined to use a specified thing excessively or at random.

"our litigation-happy society"

by Arminkshipper March 27, 2025

happiness

Happiness is.... i dont know, i never experienced it :) i've always been alone or left behind :) but i smile through it, even tho im dying inside... no one notices :D

random person #1: have you experienced happiness?

me: nope.

random person #1: why?

me: because its a big bullsh!t lie :')

random person #1: i- uh-

me: bye *disappears into thin air*

by SensiMay February 19, 2021