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Don't be looking at my ass

When a divorced rough middle aged man catches you looking at his ass whilst he holds an item of choice
Guy: Wow look at his ass
Divorced man: Don't be looking at my ass (item of choice is a cold coffee)
by Dr. ShrimpPuertoRico December 18, 2021
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My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me
My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me
by Handle100 August 8, 2023
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Don't Cum In My Lungs

DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs

Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".
Don't cum in my lungs, this shit is hilarious.
by greenbot4 February 20, 2023
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looks don't matter to me

But no promises if I am hanging out with a flat-chested "plan Jane", and a buxom "cutie with a booty" happens by.
In the classic 1976 "wet 'n' juicy" movie "Corps brûlants", the young Eric temporarily abandons his bosomy teenage-brunette girlfriend Corrine for an older blonde hottie, but then soon realizes that his similar-aged cutie-chick lover is much better suited to him, after all. Why he ever suffered even this brief "hiccup" in his affections for the delicately-freckled Corinne has always been a mystery to me, though, since even a "looks don't matter to me" defense wouldn't wash here... his gentle-natured sweetie-pie had softer and more-attractive facial-features --- and noticeably bigger/firmer boobs --- than the somewhat-shallow-personalitied older lady whom he'd shown interest in, and so I cannot understand what he'd seen in that boring flaxen-haired dame, anyway.
by QuacksO December 25, 2019
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The shit that he don't share

Illicit drugs that are people hoard,greedily, like it's the last drugs they will ever see again.
That must be some fire ass shit. He is stingy with it. That is the shit that he don't share!
by Vanessamaria November 29, 2020
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No... I don't...

No. I don't need to forgo instant gratification and no you don't have the right to deny me just because my gratification would be too instant for your liking.
Hym "No... I don't... If I feel like seeking instant gratification I can seek instant gratification. You don't have the right to impose that on anyone externally just because I'd be gratified too instanly for your liking. The group home that sustains the existence of the retard on the other hand..."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2023
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Stop it I don't like it

The phrase teachers and elders have taught the younglings.
Fun fact: This phrase utterly disrupts the bullies entire body, shutting down the physical and mental aspect and causing them to leave you online.
*Bully Beating a Kid*
Kid: Stop It I don't like it!
Bully: Yeah ok, you won this time...
by Trumpium February 14, 2022
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