Humpback Whale Hug

Violently hugging another person, complete with pelvic thrust. Strong sexual connotation.

I gave Amy a humpback whale hug the other day; good for me, creepy for her.

by TallyFootballhead December 30, 2011

Orange Whale Owner

The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.

Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."

Friend: "Cool story bro"

by ICECHART September 8, 2012

Storm whale

Another word for a god among men who completely rules

John: Adam is such a storm whale

by A Dinosaur Ate Me February 7, 2013

Rumpback Whale

The ass-like crack formed by a fat lady wearing a tight bathing suit in the middle of her back.

That lady has a plumber's rumpback whale.

by Hhead August 30, 2013

slamming whale

To fuck a fatty

Byron was slamming whale last night after his sushi date.

by Gavery March 18, 2014

Bro Whale

Either of the two men involved in a "Devil's Three-way".

"Dude, that girl over there said she would only go home with me if I brought a friend. Will you be my Bro Whale?"

by theFool_wa March 12, 2015

bar whaler

An unattractive male who goes to bars and hits on the fattest woman there in an attempt to take her home and fuck her or feed his family of four.

I went down to the tavern the other night and I saw a bar whaler. He had just caught himself a humpback heftie. She had three asses, two bellies, and four titties, (one pair on either side of her body).

by BooSackNoodle November 4, 2014