ur mom

a comeback nobody can comeback from.

bill: Hey jimmy wanna go shopping later?
jimmy: no but you know what i do want to do.
bill: what?
jimmy: ur mom
bill; *suddenly drops dead*
jimmy: *does bills mom*

by ur mom is so hot<33 December 8, 2021

ur mom

im so deeply inlove with your mother and you

"so whos ur crush?"
"...ur mom"

by rororrooro September 21, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is a milf. i love ur mom. tell ur mom i want to made out with her. peace out.

i want to be with ur mom.

by sagexx November 21, 2021

ur annoying

a thing to tell boys

girl: why were u and mario laughing at me today
guy; reasons
girl; like.....

guy; they shall not be told
girl; ur annoying

by IT IS YOU March 24, 2021

ur mom

ur mom is so fat

ur mom joke

by dddddaaaaaaaaavvvvvvveeeeeeee February 28, 2022

ur mom

Hottest person in the world super hot now loose too

I think ur moms hot

by look up ur mom.com November 10, 2021

UR MOM

1. common slang for when you want to win a conversation. (noun)

Carl: Pluto is a planet.
Me: UR MOM IS A PLANET!

Sheila: You didn't do your chores.
Me: UR MOM DIDN'T DO YOUR CHORES!

by anonymous October 19, 2022