Chris

A cute, sweet, and smart boy who usually has history first period and is in the rotc program at school.

Jack: "Yo did you see Chris today in school? he looked so good."
Zack: "dude are u gay?"

by Choochie Man November 23, 2020

Chris

Chris is a fun guy that has nothing to do but fun and homework,also sometimes he does have nothing to do for real so then he pings @chat revivers on hashbee discord.

-Chris is renamed FaZe_poggers man #pbh on the hashbee discord server.

-But Chris sucks doesn't he?

-I AM CHRIS!

-frick

by pogammaybechris November 28, 2020

Chris Arroyo

A Toxic, fake Monkey

Chris Arroyo, You Monkey!!!!

by Stereotype God October 21, 2020

Chris

BIG BUNDA

Man i wish i had a chris batty

by rando123456789 October 23, 2020

Chris

the best person I’ve ever met in my entire life gives me pep talks when i call myself ugly the guy i want to marry and have kids with even though he has his issues he puts on a smile and is fun to be around

me: i love chris
my friend: yo stfu thats all you talk about

by og_hiwelcometochillis October 25, 2020

Chris's dick

chris's dick is normally very tiny and shrimp-like.
he often brags about having a giant cock but in reality, it's very tiny.

Omg, u have a Chris dick which means it's very small.
Chris's dick: tiny

by The god himselft. ;0 October 26, 2020

chris

the biggest jrotc kid you'll ever meet. most likely a head pushed. a little bit of everything bad.

someone: "wow that kids really annoying and hates women"
someone else: "i bet thats a chris"

by jrotchater69 October 27, 2020