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2nd American Civil War

Something that hasn't happened yet, and hopefully never will, but some people are very confident that it will. In fact, some people seemingly WANT to kick it off, confident that they would win and basically get to do whatever they want.

Don't be some people. War bad.
The thought of a 2nd American Civil War around the corner is often used by Americans who don't like the current president. It became much more "popular" in the 2010s.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2024
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Bed Wars

A Minecraft minigame based on Egg Wars in which players have to collect resources, get protection, defend the bed on their island, and eliminate other players. Each team/player (depending on if you are playing solo or in a team) has a bed as their respawn anchor, but once it's destroyed, they can no longer respawn after they die. The goal of the game is to be the last player/team standing.
Can you play some Bed Wars with me, please? 🥺
by Aheedude June 19, 2025
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badussy war

was a horrible and brutal war, starting in 1904 and ending in 1991. 100,000,000 died during the war and 100,404,666 were injured. The war left many families devastated.
Mom: CLEAN YOUR CLOTHES!!
You: During the badussy war they never washed their clothes, so SKEDDADLE BEFORE I BOMB YOUR BADUSSY!
Mom: STEVE YOUR SONS/DAUGHTERS DOING DRUGS
by thebestpussyeater December 24, 2022
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Letter War

The war on The Urban Dictionary over which letter is superior.
Jeremy: B is the best letter in the alphabet.
Brian: No Z is the best letter.
Jeremy: Wanna start a letter war?
Brian: Yes.
by I know what u did. February 7, 2022
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Endless War

by Tf2 main March 2, 2020
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War Crime Day

Celebrated on the 14th of February, to show appreciation for all the war crimes we commit.
You better hide this War Crime Day Fritz you little shit.
by Big Man Borees February 14, 2022
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The 2023 Israel–Hamas war or Gaza war if you're a nerd is the war where your side is good and the other side is an evil virus of Satan led by Hitler. Those warcrimes your side committed? Didn't happen. Your side did nothing wrong. It's those "other" people that kill civilians. Remember, all conflicts are entirely black and white and there's only two sides those two sides being good and evil. You have the most dibs over Palestine. Their religion is sillier. The very political party you once blindly followed has turned away from you as it marches in the streets with the flag of your hated enemy as the political horseshoe of extremism goes full circle. 30,000 dead in 4.5 months. Healthcare collapse, famine, complete unwillingness to negotiate by either side. It's not going to end. At least we can all agree on one thing, it was all the god damn British.
"I support (insert faction here) in the 2023 Israel–Hamas war"
by I didn't think too hard February 20, 2024
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