Dude, I was banging this chick last night and she was rocking a mad seal toe.
I was at my life drawing class last week and I was finding it difficult to captivate the seal toe this woman was fashioning.
I was at my life drawing class last week and I was finding it difficult to captivate the seal toe this woman was fashioning.
by wrongdongsilver January 24, 2015
Get the seal toe mug.Draco Malfoy is a fried toe, stop simping for him. I know you simp for him I can see it through your eyes.
A boy with fried hair that looks like an old man and a fried toe.
“Who’s your crush?”
“Draco Malfoy”
“He looks like a fucking fried toe what is wrong with you he’s so ugly,”
“Who’s your crush?”
“Draco Malfoy”
“He looks like a fucking fried toe what is wrong with you he’s so ugly,”
by lucy the chipmunks December 26, 2020
Get the A Fried Toe mug.Guy 1:Dude I gave my girl the toe slipper!
Guy2:eww why?
Guy1:she has a foot fetish
Guy2:*slowly backs away*
Guy2:eww why?
Guy1:she has a foot fetish
Guy2:*slowly backs away*
by Toe slipper June 15, 2018
Get the Toe slipper mug.“Lube them toes” is where a man puts anal lubricant on his toe and ever so gently shoves it up girls ass.
Tom: Hey did you hear what happened last night
Jeff: No what happened
Tom: Your girlfriend lube them toes, man you know what I’m saying
Jeff:mother beep* you stupid b****!!!!!!
HAPPILY EVER AFTER, for Tom anyway😂
Jeff: No what happened
Tom: Your girlfriend lube them toes, man you know what I’m saying
Jeff:mother beep* you stupid b****!!!!!!
HAPPILY EVER AFTER, for Tom anyway😂
by Demigodpridex September 27, 2018
Get the Lube them toes mug.An expression signifying that one is especially proud of a batch of food that they have prepared.
A metaphor, likely originating from the fact that the foot is thought of as dirty, and dirt may equal seasoning, and the toe was used to add this extra "seasoning" to food. Nobody, of course, literally put their toe into a batch of food; this expression is purely metaphorical to my knowledge.
A metaphor, likely originating from the fact that the foot is thought of as dirty, and dirt may equal seasoning, and the toe was used to add this extra "seasoning" to food. Nobody, of course, literally put their toe into a batch of food; this expression is purely metaphorical to my knowledge.
Grandson: "Grandmama, this mac 'n cheese taste good."
Grandma: "Mhm, I stirred it with my big toe!"
Grandson: "Huh?"
Grandma: "Mhm, I stirred it with my big toe!"
Grandson: "Huh?"
by nicktunes07 September 8, 2025
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by mylegalninja March 15, 2020
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