Sock Jocks

When one wears socks in his underwear to enhance the size of his package

When one uses socks to enhance the size of their package whilst wearing underwear . It looks like he is wearing sock jocks

by Titanic88 May 24, 2017

Socking

The act of sounding and docking simultaneously. Each man inserts one end of the sounding rod into their penises, then docks by interlocking foreskins.

Person: Yo you wanna dock later?
Person: Nah bro, everyone’s socking now. You should try it.

by ronwald_johnson69 May 22, 2025

socked my cock

When your hoe puts a tube sock on your cock and starts jacking you off

Bro my hoe just socked my cock

by Cock of the sock July 20, 2016

Skeet sock

When you have sexual relations with a sock

I just got done having sex with my skeet sock!

by Smiley the god June 25, 2019

Rock em sock em

When you pour a gallon of lube in your partners anus then repeatedly use both fists to stretch it out

My partner said my head wasn’t big enough so we tried the ole rock em sock em

by Caulknballs November 25, 2024

Socking

Socking - also known as ‘sopping’ . When your over 35 and Friday nights are now staying at home with your cat cuz ya lived life too young & left with social anxiety & nothing entertains you anymore so you go home put your favourite socks on over your shoes and use as a new trend for 2 in one ‘mop & sock dry cleaning ‘and think your an absolute G and dance around your living room music blaring whilst you mop and ‘sop’

It’s the new cleaning trend everyone’s talking about .. that leaves your floor super clean &dry all in one with one simple attachment to add to your standard mop … this method involves applying your sock over your shoe to dry the freshly mopped floor at same time as your clean in one simple attachment to your standard mop..

Dave ‘yo dude you coming out to Zoe’s bar to get bare messy later ‘?
Alex ‘ na mate can’t tonight I’m busy socking tonight ‘
‘Dave’dude wtf was wrong you- thought you were done with wll those weird freak off/ sex parties shinanigans ?’

Alex ‘ no dude , I’m not socking anyone tonight man I’m just socking my floor with my cat innit ‘

Dave ‘ what ‘
Alex’ ya know when you out your sock o

by GangsterzWife November 7, 2025

Sock Roulette

When you and your friends circle-jerk into a sock, and then give it to a friend to be used as a condom with his girlfriend, giving a random chance for one of the men's sperm samples to become a baby.

Kevin: Bro there's no way Nick got a girlfriend, lets Sock Roulette his ass.
The boys: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

by killermachime15 March 30, 2023