snakeopotamus

The most deceitful creature ever to trod this earth. They live solely to screw with people. Incredibly good as disguising themselves, snakeopotamusses blend into whatever environment they happen to be in and are difficult to spot. In their true form all snakeopotamusses are some combination of snake and hippo parts. One could be all hippo except for a little rattle on the end of his tail and another could be all snake except for an oversized hippo head. Any combination counts and no snakeopotamus has the same combination.

"That lady put Jell-O in my socks. She had awfully big teeth, I'll bet she was a snakeopotamus."

snakeopotamus by Dingleberry1901 October 2, 2009

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Shakeita

A wonderful down to earth woman, who wears her heart on her sleeve and over looks the negative things. She strives to make a difference in world and in the lives of those that she loves. With a name like Shakeita you must know she packs much sass, so don't piss her off because she might just beat your a*s. A lot of people mistake her for being "ghetto" because of her name, but don't let her fool you she is much more than her name.

I saw Shakeita today, she was helping an old lady cross the street.

It's a shame how Shakeita beat that girl's a*s.

Shakeita by Keita's Boo February 9, 2010

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Shakeera

People with the name Shakeera are genuinely beautiful. They tend to help their closest friends when needed. They have a kind heart, and a great way with words. If your lucky enough to find a Shakeera, never let them go.

She's definitely a Shakeera, with her uniqueness of a unicorn, and the goofy side of a weirdo.

Shakeera by Fairies December 19, 2016