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Russian Finish

When a masseuse provides a Happy Ending with a titjob, instead of the more common handjob.
Bro, I had the greatest spa experience yesterday. The masseuse had huge knockers, put some nice smelling oil on 'em, and gave me a Russian Finish. Best hour of massage in my life.
by jinlongan February 25, 2024
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Russia

Europe's tyrannical half- mongol cousin. A nation of slaves and masters. The spiritual successor to the Mongol Empire.

It's easy to see how this nation inspired George Orwell to write 1984 . Russia has never been a " normal" European country" . Whether it is now or when they were a totalitarian, Communist country, like North Korea or before that. When for centuries, Russia under the Tsars, was a brutal feudal- style society, with a population comprised almost entirely of serfs ( Basically slaves).

Russia has always been a very extreme country and the Russians have a cultural impulse. Towards adulating all of their "great leaders" (Who for centuries have been perpetually psychotic) to the point of it being weird and creepy. Russia is essentially a 3rd world country with nukes and nobody would care about it, were it not for their imperialism.

As for centuries s they have pursued an aggressive foreign policy.

Based on brutally oppressing any smaller neighbours. So they may add them them to the Russian Empire or rule them as puppets. While they impose their backward, poor, corrupt, authoritarian, civilisation model on them. Several hundreds years worth of this sort of behaviour and many other forms of aggression are why this country is so hated.
Russia is a curse to Europe. It is like a neighbour you wish you never had.
by Johnny35 March 2, 2024
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Russian hot air balloon

When a girl rims a guy and while rimming she encloses the colon of the guy completely with her lips and starts blowing out, thus inflating the intestines of the guy.
Did she really give Ryan a Russian hot air balloon in the gym bathroom?
by John pipes March 5, 2024
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Russian podcast

A scenario where you queue into a cs:go match and you only hear some random russians screaming in russian.
"Oh fuck we have a Russian podcast we're going to lose
by water:/ March 5, 2024
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russia russia russia hoax

A ploy by the democratic party to overturn the 2016 election by baselessly accusing Trump of colluding with the Russian government.
"Are you really bringing uo the russia russia russia hoax? That was disproven years ago!"
by derekcarriselite March 7, 2024
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Russian pitstop

When u pick somebody up an fuck em non stop
I’m gonna do a Russian pitstop on you
by Pettergriifer March 7, 2024
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Russian icicle

The act of sitting upside down, ass towards the sky under usually the edge of one’s roof, and waiting for an icicle to fall and mercilessly penetrate your asshole. When the Russian icicle falls, if done perfectly, will land directly in your rectum.
Me and John will be waiting for Russian Icicles later today.
by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024
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