1.Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2.Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3.When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4.If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5.Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6.Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7.Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8.Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9.Do not harm little children.
10.Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11.When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
2.Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3.When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4.If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5.Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6.Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7.Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8.Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9.Do not harm little children.
10.Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11.When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
The eleven rules of earth is better than the 10 commandments and a much better way to live. You say god loves you but you don't even know that satanists follow these rules.
by Esghedes February 11, 2018
Get the eleven rules of earthmug. A rule for raffle prizes, that if an individual already owns an item for raffle, that individual cannot win it. This is usually confirmed by showing proof of non-ownership upon winning the raffle prize.
Pocky broke the Joe Z Rule. He won the raffle for mooncakes, but already had aftermarket wheels on his car.
by Philip MSPT November 5, 2008
Get the Joe Z Rulemug. by Prologrb October 29, 2020
Get the 1 minute rulemug. You poor soul... If your friends told you to look this up, don't.
Rule 34 is internet slang for porn. Basically, if it exists, there's porn of it. If you don't know what porn is you're too young to be searching this.
Rule 34 is internet slang for porn. Basically, if it exists, there's porn of it. If you don't know what porn is you're too young to be searching this.
Bob, a troll: "Hey Timmy, have you heard of Roblox's new rule?"
Timmy: "No, what is it?"
Bob: "Look up "Roblox rule 34" to find out."
Timmy: "No, what is it?"
Bob: "Look up "Roblox rule 34" to find out."
by ultrabacon December 29, 2022
Get the Roblox Rule 34mug. The established rule for describing major plot elements in a film. Wait two weeks, then you’re good.
1: Have you seen the new Joker film?
2: Hell yeah! The part where *spoiler* was fucking crazy!
1: Asshat! 2 week rule!
2: Shit, totally forgot.
2: Hell yeah! The part where *spoiler* was fucking crazy!
1: Asshat! 2 week rule!
2: Shit, totally forgot.
by SteakNGravvy October 13, 2019
Get the 2 week rulemug. "if you do not move the barbell at least 1 dick length, the lift is thrown out and irrelevant" - Jason Blaha
by jasongenova1982 November 21, 2017
Get the dick length rulemug. The act of sending no more than two messages until a reply is given by your romantic interest so as to avoid looking desperate and needy.
Ezreal: I've sent her 8 messages but she's ignoring me!
Fin: Dude she probably thinks you're desperate asf, remember the 2 message rule!
Fin: Dude she probably thinks you're desperate asf, remember the 2 message rule!
by DominusRectus January 18, 2018
Get the 2 message rulemug.