Porn-Salty

A description of uber-salty food that triggers a gag reflex, producing the predicament of wether to spit or swallow the contents in your mouth.
"Since this restaurant changed their chefs, the chicken sandwich is just Porn-Salty."

"Damn that chip dip is porn-salty!"
by TPHM August 01, 2013
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noise porn

Unnatural mating calls via cell phone
For example. When somebody yells out Patricks LEEDLE and the opposite sex responds with LEEDLELEE even louder
by Starchary January 29, 2018
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grammar porn

used whenever someone has an obession with grammar and fantasizes about it deeply.
"i bet lucas just watches grammar porn, because he's obsessed with it."
by sucka4grammar April 24, 2017
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scorn porn

any pornographic material that aims to provoke negative emotions from viewers, usually through the practice of mentally or physically mistreating someone
Acts like Princess Fierce, The Mistress B, and Princess Miki Aoki are producing scorn porn in order to make quick money while it mentally damages viewers.
by rocklegendlives January 05, 2024
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Mummy Book Porn

It's pretty much a romance book with really graphic sex scenes, so men like to look at porn, women like to read it .
" If only you knew the books I read , total mummy book porn "
by Kazlex May 26, 2017
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Gay smurf porn

The best type of porn ever made
Someone: wanna watch gay smurf porn?
Me: YEA BOI
by The forbidden smurf April 22, 2022
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Porning

Porning verb

watching porn as a sport.
Ray: What sport do you play?

Mina: Porning
by idk wjat 2 do here December 10, 2022
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