mel piss baby

hey i know ur free on 14/2, you wanna go out lol aha

say yes or else mel piss baby will piss herself aaaaa

by yeapples February 10, 2022

Little Piss Baby

Gregory Wayne Abbott

“I visited Texas but I never saw a Greg Abbott Little Piss Baby sign”

by A/Bums October 6, 2022

Lazy Man's Piss

The act of peeing without unzipping or unbuttoning your pants. Although this method of peeing this does save time the act itself is very dangerous. It is more than likely that you will pee on either your pants, shirt, or hand.

Guy #1: Dude, I have to take a piss.

Guy #2: The bus is almost here though.

Guy #1: Looks like I have no choice but the Lazy Man's Piss.

Guy #2: May god help you.

by The Lazy Man June 7, 2011

360 Piss and Shit

When a male is standing at a toilet taking a fat leak, then realizes that he needs to deposit a fernece in the bowl as well. The man fluidly and simultaneously spin around and tucks his dick between his legs and sits on the toilet all before unleashing a hellstorm into the city waste management system.

Bro last night was crazy I took so much LSD that I had a personal record 360 Piss and Shit

by juckerafison December 17, 2020

Pissing on Every Yard

To always invade the territory of or make yourself known in any situation you can find. Someone who craves constant attention or believes they are the subject of every conversation or event.

From the idea of animals urinating to claim their territory. Notably, on other people's yards.

Joey, "That emo kid is constantly craving attention. A few people were talking about love stories, and he starts complaining about abuse and suicide."

Trey, "Yeah. I know. He likes pissing on every yard."

by SenIam October 9, 2010

You're taking a piss

Phrase used when expressing shock or confusion, as if saying "you're lying!" or "you can't be serious" or "i don't believe you!" in a positive way.

A: "i just got engaged!"
B: "stop! you're taking a piss!"

or

A: "i just got robbed"
B:"you're taking a damn piss, when did this happen??"

by Ru_ox May 14, 2023

Piss off Perry

Someone that you do not or don’t want to believe. Someone that needs knocking down a peg or two

Wife : just got to put my face on and I will be ready .
Husband: do you need a shovel ?

Wife: piss off Perry !!

by Pez22 May 26, 2019