by cvttheworld September 14, 2022
Get the pantsmug. May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.
“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”
by SchleppBot April 28, 2020
Get the National Cum In My Pants Daymug. by Puffcake July 15, 2014
Get the fruity in the pantsmug. The morning after pants you find in a ball with or without puke on them from a night of heavy partying. Money, phone numbers and concert ticket stubs are often found in them.
(at hangover breakfast) - Me: You'll never guess what I found in my drunk pants. Friend: What? Me: That cute guys phone number on the back of my ticket stub. Friend: nice, drunk pants.
by Inverted Moon May 20, 2011
Get the Drunk Pantsmug. A fictional version of pants where instead of fabric, they’re made of hamburgers. Hamburger pants are said to be made out of stacked Big Macs that are glued together with cheese.
Elliot is sitting in front of Milo in art class, staying silent until he utters the name of the most disgraceful piece of clothing ever imagined, “Hamburger pants.” Milo stares at him in shock and fear, trembling in his seat as Elliot laughs maniacally.
by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023
Get the Hamburger Pantsmug. When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.
by Little Red in the Hood July 16, 2016
Get the Pants Gnomesmug. What you would call a man who’s good at something, and shows it off. Usually used as a joke when someone makes a correction.
Person 1: How the Hell do you spell show-fer?
Person 2: Chauffeur.
Person 1: Ooh, look at Fancy-Pants Rich McGee over here. Fuck you! Spelling bee ass.
Person 2: Chauffeur.
Person 1: Ooh, look at Fancy-Pants Rich McGee over here. Fuck you! Spelling bee ass.
by Spookyanim June 6, 2024
Get the Fancy-Pants Rich McGeemug.