penis rub

the act of touching one penis with another during a three-some. This usually happens when one penis is inserted in the vagina and another in the anus.

Man, that was so hot last night, but things went kinda sour when the penis rubbing happened.

by DaniD83 July 11, 2006

small penis

Rappers tend to be blighted by this affliction. It tends to make the victims overcompensate and behave like macho jerks in order to deflect attention away from the fact the have a microscopic willy. The disease may be cured by pretending to be a feminist.

I AM A MAN WITH A SMALL PENIS, SO SUE ME.

by Frank Rocks May 30, 2016

jew penis

Jew Penis (see wonders of the world): The reproductive organ belonging to a man of the Jewish faith. This organ is used in producing offspring that lives well over 300 years, with extremely strong immune systems, innate physical dominance over other human races, as well as the highest intellectual capacity known to man, and the most efficient warriors. The jew penis is also used for giving extreme amounts of pleasure to women during sex; a team of researchers comprised of medical experts from the U.S., U.K., France, India, and Japan have concluded that women receive more sexual stimulation to their entire body - and mind - from one stroke of penetration from the jew penis than any regular penis. Typically the jew penis is the largest of the human penises and will stay erect for the longest duration of time. Medical advances in treatment for over 100,000 types of human defects/mutations are all due to the plethora of extremely pure genes found in the semen of the jew testicles.

"Did you hear about Jessica?" "Yes, as a matter of fact I did. I heard that Adam Goldman used his 'jew penis' to give great amounts of sexual pleasure to Jessica! Is this true?" "Yes, this is very true Jessica is having trouble finding anything as pleasuring as her penetration by Adam Goldman's 'jew penis'!"

by ihartjoo December 21, 2008

penis puppeteer

One who manipulates his penis for entertainment, excitement, or other reasons. One manipulation is the bird, and another is the sack lunch.

female: I wanted to suck him off, but I had fun before hand watching him be a penis puppeteer.

by UTCJAM November 16, 2006

shirt penis

n. When a man wearing a dress shirt forgets to pull up his fly and subsequently discovers, much to his chagrin, that the tail(s) of his shirt is sticking straight out through the hole.

John had to go to the bathroom during the benefit dinner and on the way back, he forgot to pull up his fly. Man, did we all laugh at his shirt penis.

by Sexybiznatch October 28, 2006

penis queen

someone who loves the penis in many different ways

alvin is a penis queen because he stuffs his weed into little bags to save for later

by cumcoveredtwatwaffle February 1, 2007

penis receptacle

A whorish girl's mouth. Usually this person's name is Jamie and she likes to work as a temporary employee in a warehouse that employs a majority of males. She typically enjoys black penis in her mouth often which she refers to as "dome". There isn't ever an inappropriate time or place(whether it be in a cold environment or an office setting)for any kind of sexual activity for this person known as a "Jamie".

I got this bitch, Jamie, drunk and she totally put my junk in her penis receptacle. I think I need to go to the clinic and get checked out now.

by bustin.out.the.whores October 16, 2008