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devastatingly straight

Women who are unfortunately attracted to men, much to their detriment and disgust.
I'm so devastatingly straight, the fact that I'm still attracted to men is proof that sexuality is not a choice
by Erwin D'Magnificent April 17, 2021
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Straight Taint

When you bypass the dick and balls and go straight for the taint.
Kristen is a ball wrangler but tonight, she’s going straight taint.
by Sweats11537 August 22, 2023
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Straight-settling

When someone gay marries into a straight relationship due to social pressures.
He divorced his wife to marry a man. Must've been straight-settling.
by Nuttjob97 March 13, 2022
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Straight

1. heterosexual

2. used to describe a person who does not participate in "dangerous" activity such as drugs, alchohol, sex or criminal activity. A good girl/guy.

3. to tell it straight - to tell the truth

4. see straight up
5. Not gay
6. Literally Filip Taranek
Even the straightest , manly man is gay compared to how straight Filip Taranek is
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Anti-Straight

So there are Heroes,Villains, and Anti-Heroes. A villain is 100% villain, a hero is 100% hero, and a anti-hero is 50% villain and 50% hero. If being gay is 100% liking guys and being straight is 100% liking girls then being bi should make you anti-straight
Wow, Beatboxjoe is so Anti-Straight
by Brick Snake April 20, 2019
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Straight Ham

To Pull off a 1 vs 6 in search and destroy without camping, noob tubing or using any other noob tactic.
Guy 1: Dude, Chris just killed all 6 players in search and Destroy.
Guy2: All of those kills were legit, Chris is so Straight Ham!
by Wazikazi August 1, 2011
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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
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