Mouth Bar

When someone makes you feel so good on the inside, you’d drink from thier mouth.

You make me feel so good, I want to get drunk from your mouth bar.

by Asee October 28, 2018

Poker Mouth

The ability to show no emotions while speaking on a topic that normally evokes strong positive or negative emotions.

Matt used his poker mouth in today's meeting with the stakeholders. He normally cannot discuss this project without spewing swear words.

by Pink Gnomie November 6, 2018

toast mouth

When a girl won't suck you because she has a sore throat!

I can't go down on you, I have toast mouth!

by JAB_1987 November 10, 2018

moss mouth

To suck on pubes until u have them lining ur teeth

She sucked my pubes until she got moss mouth

by BigDuck96 March 6, 2019

Crockpot mouth

A symptom of someone who is possibly inebriated or perhaps just saying something sinister that is too far fetched to be true, but they can still put it in a sentence because apparently anything sounds good in it.

Dave: “finally, I found someone who will do this cocaine with me”

Wayne: “Do you have crockpot mouth or something? Anyone would do free cocaine...”

by Ithink2much March 12, 2019

Side Mouth

When someone says something stupid and you mumble a sassy response as you walk away. Usually followed by acting dumb. Wherein you pretend you didn’t say anything and don’t know what’s going on.

Stupid person: Ugh, I’m so broke.

You: (side mouth) Well, maybe you shouldn’t have spent all your money on classes about not being broke. (get up and walk away)

Stupid Person: What did you say?

You: Huh? What? Oh, nothing. That sucks, I’m sorry you’re broke.

by Auto Christian March 12, 2019

Charizard mouth

When you eat and the food you bite into is hot so it feels like one of Charizard’s fire attacks

When Pokemon fans eat they better watch out for Charizard mouth

by J Slasher March 15, 2019