Jake

A guy with a monster cock and the stamina of a horse

Wow! I can’t believe how hung Jake was!

by pusyslayer512 December 5, 2023

Jake Paul

A Stupid Man with many retarded tendencies. filled with immature, weird, and downright retarded.

Today i pulled a Jake Paul when I made a questionable website.

by BTC Corroperation January 14, 2018

Jake Mathieson

Has great sex. Every one wants to fuck him. He is sexual and a great and good fun.

Oh!!! ur great as jake Mathieson

by Jake Mathieson June 9, 2018

Jake coulter

Your homie but can always annoy you with other people, like a bad ending of a good soon

Oh look it's a Jake coulter or snake coulter

by Waspy August 4, 2023

jake

funniest mf ever, his brother bradley is better though

person: “jake, where’s bradley?”
jake: “at work”

by friendofidiots June 9, 2023

Jake

Really bad terraria player, doesn’t sleep, is black and works at State Farm, needs mental stability with his constant money spending, and has a dog named Paul.

Jake please stop playing terraria

Jake we are going broke

by Jakefromstatefarmmm February 20, 2022

jake

jakes are all around great guys. they care for you and are really passionate for things they care about. jakes have good taste in music and girls. if you get a chance to date a jake, never let him go. hop on that jake train before you miss the chance to. if you do, you'll regret it in the long run. jakes are super nice and give the best compliments. they also have the best hair and beautiful eyes. they are outgoing and probably play some type of instrument. they're sporty and have a great taste in clothes. jakes are basically any girls dream guy, a good friend, and sensitive when they need to be. they're also pretty popular.

"Did Jake just go to the mall? Now I wanna go to the mall!"

by not Ashley Marie May 13, 2018