ass sniffer

someone who sniffs ass and likes it

your mom is an ass sniffer

by keegan2580 December 15, 2008

ass dribble

Usually a person who has the name of John Q. Ass dribble is when somebody does a wet fart and gets a little back splash on their undies.

That little ass dribble John sucks at pool.

by Michael Lamb July 29, 2006

Ass Monkey

A person who, for all intents and purposes, has never learned a god-damned thing. One who maintains a blissful ignorance of the world that simultaneously inspires amusement, disgust and despair in all who are unlucky enough to encounter him.

Did you see those ass-monkeys on Jaywalking last night? Ha-ha, they're so dumb...I think I'll kill myself.

by Petros March 10, 2004

blow ass

The act of blowing huge amounts of gas out of ones ass. Excessive flatulating

This guy is Major Blow ass!

by John Wilson May 26, 2004

ass girl

There is only one way to describe her:
Very slim, friendly to guys, pretty average face, but her ass is the most interesting thing about her. Its PERFECT, in all ways, and compared to most women/girls around. Usually the ass is wrapped in flexible tight grey pants, which excellently outline the ass girl's beautiful curve. Ass girls have the best ass in a given area (mostly in colleges), so the plural term is quite rare by itself.

In addition, this term is used to refer to a ass goddess whose name you dont know.

1."that ass girl in my physics 1410 lab.. oh man, I wanna touch that ass! Ooh! But she is too good. A goddess. Damn, I wanna cry! that ass is so big and lucious! And she is so in shape.. and, oh God, look at her, she is standing with her back to me.. Oh, God! Dont make her bend, I WILL EXPLODE. Damn, I cant even focus on the lab! Oh no, she is leaving..."

2."did you see the ass girl today, dude?"

by Dimon April 7, 2006

Ass Pilot

1. One who controls the ass during anal sex. Typically used in reference to gay males. "Pilot" implies that this is a master of anal sex.
2. A person that is tailgating you on the freeway.

(first definition)
Come over here and fuck me in the ass you Ass Pilot.

(second definition)
*looking in rearview mirror*
Get off my ass you fucking Ass Pilot!!!

by wufei September 9, 2004

ass turkey

when you take a crap so big it feels like a turkey is emerging from your poopshoot

oh man i just had an ass turkey in the bathroom

by elgostel December 23, 2009