Sock Shooter

Someone who instead of using tissues, or a rag to ejaculate into while masturbating. They dedicate a sock to ejaculating into in order to keep things less messy.

I'll always be a sock shooter, its a lot easier than wiping things up with a paper towel or something. Gross.

by Stoven Logg January 11, 2017

Sock milk

Man juices

Tom picked up the wrong sock and sock milk leaked out

by AOletsgo October 8, 2020

The sandy sock

Anal sex on the beach.

Me and Haley did the sandy sock last night

by Chcuky September 16, 2021

Socks

A term used by step-dads and step-mums to describe their newly acquired children: Some Other Cunt’s Kids (Socks). Developed by Jimmy Carr in 2024

I see you got married again Keith. I did Ian. Things are going great generally but there are 3 socks involved. No sign of the cunt that caused them though!

by Barrattino April 17, 2024

sock on

Gay

Yo did you know that kind sock on

by Monkymanthing April 22, 2021

sock

a sex toy

i socked my dick

by kermitfroggy May 26, 2023

The Moist Sock

where you put you feet in the toilet whilst wearing socks, then you take the sock of and smack a woman's bathing suit area, the water will turn her on and give her "the time of her life" whilst giving her a pain unimaginable

my man is so good in the bedroom, he hits me with the moist sock, i'm a little sore now though

by daddys_toes June 4, 2018