Grey hair

Someone's pubes

"What if it's my grey hair?"

by Hotdogdogdog January 25, 2021

Governor Hair

Gov. Rick Perry of Texas, an Aggie.

He is considered to be a poor debater and not exceptionally bright, but always has fantastic hair, especially for his age. He was a faithful GOP Lieutenant Governor under Gov. George "Dubya" Bush, and sort of inherited the position in a highly red state. No intelligent Republican (and, yes, they do exist) has bothered to ever run against him.

A: Governor Hair spoke today.
B: What did he say?
A: Nothing memorable, but everyone clapped.

by The Rusty Shack January 8, 2014

Pineapple hairs

a word to describe the weird spiky green bits on the top of a pineapple. Made up once again by the lovely beautiful anix.

"make sure to cut off the pineapple hairs before you eat the pineapple."

by yourlocalfriendlyperson June 17, 2020

vampire hair

Hair with vampire-like qualities. Such as an awesome widow's peak above the forehead.

" Hey, have you seen Eric the boy's hair? He's screechin' full throttle vampire hair. It makes me want to put a baboon onto orbit, bro!"

by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

Dudy Hair

The tuft of hair or cowlick that sticks out where the hair creates a swirl pattern on the back of the head.

That guy has dudy hairs sticking out the back of his head.

by Dudyhair May 24, 2022

Pineapple hairs

Word created by Anix, meaning you don't know what the real word is for the spiky things on top of a pineapple so you call it pineapple hairs.

I don't know what those green things are callled, so I'll call them pineapple hairs.

by EY WHAT U DOING IN MY SWAMP DO June 16, 2020

national let your daughter straighten her hair day

mom. you should really let your daughter straight there hair. she needs to look good for school on monday.. and for her crush😘😘

it’s national let your daughter straighten her hair day. let her do it!

by bdnsiegebenen September 16, 2023