Hatch a Duck

Hatch a Duck: Verb, synonym of "take a dump", "make number two", "drop a load", "take a shit".

It is another way of saying you plan on excreting feces from your colon. The word can be augmented in different ways to illuminate the severity of the bowel movement.

"Hey everyone, I'll be right back- I have to go hatch a duck"

"I was in the men's room and I heard someone hatching a ferocious duck"

"I was in the lady's room and I overheard someone hatching a little duck"

by Dangerousplay October 27, 2009

fuck and duck

New twisted term for rape.

"Uh yeah dude, I fuck and duck her," says the ASU frat boy.

by hihihihiheee March 27, 2023

Duck

fuck you

fuck you Jerald you son of a bitch, duck

by SirCattington February 16, 2018

Ducking

Like, "Fucking," but with ducks. Likely used accidentally when using an iPhone to type, "Fucking."

I am so ducking awesome.

by MattyIce7 October 29, 2017

shooting ducks

v. a person who walks while farting

Jim said he was shooting ducks in the hallway.

by miner1253 May 23, 2022

duck hunting

The act of crapping in a public restroom

When I go duck hunting I prefer the handicapped stall for the extra room.

by JayInJersey May 22, 2017

Ducking

idk wot ducking is

Eventually we are just going to accept "ducking" as a swear word

by Aiden J April 5, 2021