double pirate

a dumbass wearing two eyepatches

dude 1: hey dude check out that guy standing there, i think he's wearing two eyepatches

dude 2: omg hes a double pirate

dude 1: hahah what a weirdo, i think he's just sleepy

by heh? August 11, 2007

double-stack

(transitive verb): The act of having sex with two women at the same time. Technically this refers to instances where the women are stacked on top of each other, stomach-down. Colloquially, however, double-stacking is used to mean any act of a threesome where one or more men have sex with two women at the same time.

Bro, look at those two fine-ass hotties. Let's double-stack those bitches and take their temps.

by Aaron54 March 31, 2008

double dump

taking two shits in immediate succession of each other. taking yet another shit when you've just finished a shit. happens especially after a night of heavy drinking, when you've just finished a serious beer shit, the ass juice isn't yet evaporated, you're getting off the crapper and you realize you have to go again. can be used as verb or noun.

fuck me i got so locked last night at paddy's stag, i had to double dump this morning.
dude, it's been half an hour and still smells. that must have been some serious double dump you did.

by pintofharp September 22, 2011

double kill

The simultaneous impregnation of two hot females at the same time.

Both hotties must be knocked up at the same time to achive a Double Kill.
Does not count if only one of the girls is hot or if the second conception happens after the birth of the first child/bastard.

The Legend just achieved the coveted and honorable Double Kill on a cheerleader and weird art girl. Mad props yo, mad props!

"I sort of have a twin but he is just the product of my dad's Double Kill"

by HumanPerson April 16, 2006

Double Decking

you and a friend both fucking girls on a bunk bed in a synchronized manner

Bob and Alex double decking dimes on bunk bed in tune

by Rage-hard and no regard November 19, 2011

double bagen-it

When you wear 2 condoms for extra protection but loose alot of feeling when haveing sex.

Me and wife dont want kid yet so im double bagen-it tonight.

by michael69 October 13, 2005

Double Crumpet

When playing Halo 2 on Xbox Live, is to kill two people at the same time, resulting in a Double Kill. When achieving this, you yell Double Crumpet to further enhance the embarassment you inflicted upon them.

(When playing Halo 2 Online)
Halo 2 Game: Double Kill

Nick: Double Crumpet, KSI losers!

KSI Losers: Damn, we suck!

by Hoyl3 July 20, 2008