certified ice cream sandwich

If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.

I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.

by Train 82 December 17, 2018

Danger Cream

Ice cream sold by strange men in the back of a van.

Emily couldn't resist the Danger Cream.

by Danger Cream Expert February 27, 2024

Danger Cream

Delicious forbidden ice-cream sold by strange men in the back of white vans possibly made with elicit substances.

Bro: "Got an ice-cream the other day, sold by a man in a white van, it was delicious."
Me: "Ahhh yes, one of those Danger Creams, can't trust all those vans you know, never know what its made out of"

by Danger Cream Expert March 15, 2024

nutty buddy cream pie

When two guys ejaculate in the same vagina

Tim n Jerry did the nutty buddy cream pie to that women

by Killingfetus January 25, 2025

TJ Cream

A powerful, rich French

Hey Julien, you are TJ Cream!

by ToasterTom March 10, 2024

Cream shot

When you cum on your partner and it pools in their belly button.

My boyfriend blasted all over me and gave me a good cream shot. He promptly drank it.

by MiraculousCoomster April 24, 2021

Whipped cream on pie

When someone is so absolutely enamored another person that they’d do anything for them

Person A: He got me roses and a necklace to ask me out and he told me he’s been planning it for months
Person B: he’s so down atrocious whipped cream on pie

by auroralotus December 04, 2022