Porter Cheeks

The heavy feeling that comes with sitting on the toilet too long, often from getting carried away on doomscrolling. It can result in numbness of the legs, or red welts on the pressured area.

Person A: "Dudeee, you were in there a long time."
Person B: "Yeah, sorry, I got Porter Cheeks from sitting so long."

Person A: "Be careful dude, I heard Kathy has an STD."
Person B: "Oh no, she just has Porter Cheeks from sitting on the toilet too much."

by MrNando April 3, 2026

Browns creak demolition

When a female with diarea hangs upside down and starts going poop. The diarea going down her back forms a brown creak. The man then puts a firecracker in the tip of his penis and lights it. He then puts his penis in the woman's mouth and the firecracker exploding is what makes the destruction.

They both decided to do the browns creak demolition after their date.

by Dixe Normas May 12, 2025

Browns creak demolition

When a women with diarra hangs upside down and the diarea runs down her back forming a "brown creak." The man then puts a firecracker in his tip and lights it. He then sticks his penis in the woman's mouth and waits for the firecracker to explode.

They decided to preform the Browns creak demolition after their date.

by Dixe Normas May 12, 2025

antler cheeky

Hi antler

me: Hi antler
antler: Hi antler you are Hi antler. Hi andtlrt. Hi you are. IM DEFINING THE WORD LET ME SUBMIT Me: antler you are Hi

Hi
Hi: You are so antler cheeky
me: oh yoi mean Hi

by antlr7 July 1, 2025

Beasting Cheeks

When you absolutely DESTROY someone's booty. Similar to beating cheeks but on a scale that is simply not covered by that term.

Man 1: I was beasting cheeks last night, bro. He was squelching and squirming.

Man 2: Jesus, dude.

by chabobobby July 28, 2025

Pussy Cheeks

The glorious frontside equivalent of ass cheeks. when a plump, perfectly shaped vagina peeks out of the sides of a micro bikini, panties, or lingerie.

“Jess wore a micro bikini in Vegas, showing off her pussy cheeks, and just like that, the cabana was free.”

by some.random.808 August 13, 2025

Cleaving Cheeks

The act of using a dangerous tool (generally sharp) in order to spread one's ass cheeks

"The attachment I have on the jackhammer gonna be used for cleaving cheeks"

by Subscribe to TheNintendoBoi August 29, 2025