May 20

May 20 is my birthday very special

Joe: Its may 20
Gregory: Its his birthday we should totally give him head

by MayoMonkey6969 October 16, 2022

may 20

national ask your crush out day (dont be scared)

you: yo will you go out w me
crush: nah
you: its may 20!
crush: oh yea

by morninggirl May 19, 2025

May 20

May 20 they day you kiss Dillan.

It’s May 20 kiss Dillan.

by Dillan Beckins May 16, 2022

4th may

the 4th of may is widely celebrated as national Aryan day.

dude 1: hey man what date is it today?
dude 2: are u kidding me man?? it’s national Aryan day today
dude 1: ohhhh it’s the 4th may

by pattybooom May 04, 2022

The Billy Mays

When you were having sex and a man is just about ready to finish he pulls out cums a little bit then holds his penis, and screams "wait there's more!!" And then finishes.

"omg dude last night I gave this girl the billy mays! She wasn't ready for what was coming!"

by K. Skellington November 22, 2020

MAY 21

Porch monkeys are born on this day

May 21 happy birthday Rez

by HD’s firjrnfjcjrjnr March 10, 2022

May 21

The day were your girlfriend/wife has to send you 2 videos 1 with her playing with her boobs another of her playing with her pussy

boyfriend: hey do you know what today is
girlfriend: no?
boyfriend: its may 21st you know what that means
girlfriend: oh okay here *2 attachments*

by laydim12 May 22, 2024