blow critical mass

A person who in all likelihood could become overweight as they age due to their physical build

That girl looks great, but she looks like she'll blow critical mass when she gets older by looking at her face and hips

by Tribal_Warfare January 20, 2024

Low Blow

A midget blow job

“Did you check out Clarisse last night? She gave me a low blow”
“The midget?”

by Holden-dix January 22, 2024

Guinea Blow

When you plug one nostril with your finger and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a bot projectile out of your nose

Vinny turned and fired a Guinea blow onto the pavement

by HauseBabes January 23, 2024

Guinea Blow

When you plug one nostril with your finger and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a bot projectile out of your nose

Vinny turned and fired a Guinea blow onto the pavement

by HauseBabes January 23, 2024

blow and go

When a woman you met on the internet finally has about 30 minutes of time when her roommates are gone and has been promising to get you off, but she does not have time for sex.

"Hey, my stupid roommate is gone for a little bit. You up for a blow and go?"

by SuperLuminalOne January 24, 2024

Boutta blow

When a man, women, nonbinary, homosapian, MILF, DILF, %100 GYAT having slutty man just looks to dang good that you can help but Blow like a train horn or blow like a glory hole.

God damn! Do you see that MEGA GYAT MAN. I CANT HOLD BACK, I THINK, I THINK IM BOUTTA BLOOOOOOWWWW

Boutta Blow : the act of ejaculating or helping someone else ejaculate

by Panicked_Jester January 29, 2024

Blowing up this bathroom

Taking the largest most smelliest SHIT in the world.

"Dude, I'm blowing up this bathroom right now."

"What does that mean?"

"I'm taking the most Earth rumbling shit."

by hotcutie February 6, 2024