donkey anal

basically its when an ishmael and another ishmael crawl up a christof's asshairs and out of one his many booty hole. This means that ishmael is a succ boi and he like to eat christof's greek nut.
alex is a stupid donkey anal
by bigsuccnutboi623 September 26, 2016
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Anal Ghost Pedophile

An extremely enraged zombie from the undead who sneaks up on young children and rapes them up the cornhole.

The anal ghost pedophile can be found in the southern areas of texas or jesusland.
Susy: "Why Can't johnny come out today?

Timmy: "He's recovering from the Anal Ghost Pedophile attack."
by albert johnston November 27, 2010
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anal tongue dart

to stick ones tongue straight into anothers ass hole and back out quickly. not to be confused with licking the same hole known as a rim job
as I pulled the last love bead out of her ass I slipped her an anal tongue dart for good measure
by themacal November 30, 2006
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Anal Aperture in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS despite it being cumbersome to use.
Having chosen Tulsa, a symbol for our deep American racial divide, for his next campaign rally, the Anal Aperture in Chief has hit rock bottom and chosen a venue that will galvanize equal rights protests all over the world.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020
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Anal Rain Dance

The art of ramming the mouth end of a liquor bottle into the ass granted the liquor bottle has to be half empty. When the bottle is yanked out of the ass with thrust it causes the "Anal Rain Dance!"
Christen had both elbows on the table, when he rammed the half empty bottle of whiskey in her ass. When he yanked the bottle out with a mighty pull it initiated the Anal Rain Dance.
by TheCraw2 September 23, 2009
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anal pounded weasel

a small weasel being raped analy while screaming " holy shit you cock sucker ! "
" damn that poor anal pounded weasel ..."
by imerplayer January 01, 2010
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Anal Bobs College

1. Major Christian university located in Tulsa, Oklahoma
2. Oral Roberts' evil cousin
What's your alma mater?
I went to Anal Bobs College.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Thanks, those two years of my life sucked.
by Sejis January 05, 2012
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