Canadian Apple picker

A hillbilly boy with a love for apples

Oh hey it's a Canadian apple picker

by Mr.bigboyyyyyy December 12, 2020

Apple

A FUCKING FRUTE WHY THE HELL DID YOU SEARCH THE FRUTE APPLE IT IS REAL FUCK

She ate an apple her boobs grew

by Sexxxy grl December 12, 2020

Apple

Apples can end people if you eat an apple a day to keep the doctor away.

My buddy ate an apple to keep the doctor away and he died

by Anime_saves_lives_to_ya_know December 15, 2020

Dem Apples

I just wanna eat Dem apples

Dem apples taste so good

by Anime_saves_lives_to_ya_know December 15, 2020

Apple

Apples are not healthy you can die eat candy instead.

Someone ate an apple then they died BUT they ate candy so now they are Alive and you should know I need to tell you if “YUH”🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶😱😱😱😱

by I am Maya :)))) December 22, 2020

Apple

Apples are not healthy you can die eat candy instead.

Someone ate an apple then they died BUT they ate candy so now they are Alive and you should know I need to tell you if “YUH”🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶😱😱😱😱

by I am Maya :)))) December 22, 2020

Apple

An American electronics company that takes the same model from last year, slaps minimal features on it, remove features, such as the headphone jack, makes it twice as expensive, and calls it a day. Also, their Macs are expensive pieces of crap that can only run 5 fps on CS:GO, so you might as well use it as a paperweight. Most Apple fans in 2020 will buy anything with the logo on it. Not to mention, they were also caught in a scandal for batterygating in 2016.

Jeff: I bought the new Apple product!
Dan: Might as well flush your money down the toilet.

by CanadianPancake January 15, 2021