A man who pisses excellence . The most unfit and gangly mo for ever but litterly gives the d to everyone everytime hr faces one.cross for 22 years. His dick is definitely bigger then mine but that ok because he's brady.
Tom brady.
Example 1 mahomey say"were going to play tom brady." Rest of team says. " oh. Well glad I brought the ky this time.
Example 2: (tom brady pissing) is this toilet broken? No it is just satisfied brady passed In it.
Example 1 mahomey say"were going to play tom brady." Rest of team says. " oh. Well glad I brought the ky this time.
Example 2: (tom brady pissing) is this toilet broken? No it is just satisfied brady passed In it.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022
Get the Tom brady mug.Tom Brady a man who wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence. He can't sit down to pee because his Peter piper will float like a sail in the toilet. Also Mahomeys pimp aka the stage name mahomey. He was actually blessed by the tom until the brady retired and now mahomey gotta suck-n-go because he just lost afc title, but the brady has acknowledged dropping mahomey down 28 steps of stairs and called him a pushy and to get up. Tom brady a man with a bigger dick then myself.
Guy 1- He why does that guy #15 look off?
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.
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