Tom Nook

Extremely greedy businessman who offers mediocre items at ridiculous prices

Stop being such a Tom Nook

by St2008 August 10, 2025

tom-loop

unintentional infinite loops

Oh, you made another tom-loop

by loopsterloo June 21, 2022

Tom

Tom
Any Canadian Goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom took the pretzel from my hand.

Tom
Any Canadian Goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom took the pretzel from my hand.

by EdgarWasTaken July 31, 2020

Toms

Kemis slaves

Kemi and the toms

by t1t_suckerr October 9, 2022

toms uncle

The pope

Toms uncle the largest pedo on the planet with an average consumtion of children around 17 per hour

by Frudentag February 13, 2018

tom romanowski

Someone who makes way too many suicidal jokes to be mentally stable and thinks he’s funny but not really.

Wow you are such a Tom Romanowski

by I Don’t Know1324 October 7, 2020

Kitty Tom

the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.

WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.

Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?

Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!

by matthsc May 14, 2011