Egyptian Rat Slap

When a man with an uncircumcised penis cums, then with his floppy slaps the girl/guy he's with across the face.

Mary: So what you and Daquan get into last night?
Lauren: Oh, he gave me an Egyptian Rat Slap.
Mary: Damn, I need me a man like Daquan.

by SpaceWalking April 12, 2016

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slap my dick

When you are in a conversation, and start to get upset, just scream "slap my dick" or alternatively, "slap my wiggly dick", to make things better.

Dad: Son, you know all too well you got to get out of the house. You're sixteen, bud, when was the last time you were out there? I know things are rough, and that school is hard and your friends are just a bunch blokes that don't care for you at all. You have potential, kid, you have a heart, and I will be here for you every step of the wa-

Son: Slap my dick, bitch.

by Pamphilos October 06, 2017

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Monster Cawk Slapped

When you have a sugar high off the energy drink monster and your having sex.

Last night i monster cawk slapped that girl

by DeLarsh January 26, 2009

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Cheesy Bitch Slap

When the cheese comes off a slice of pizza and hits your face.

Bill was eating his slice of pizza when he got a cheesy bitch slap.

by mjducc555 August 05, 2011

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Slap happy hour

Anytime after midnight when anything you and/or your friends say is hilariously funny. You laugh at the dumbest thing and can't control yourself or your friends for that matter.

John laughed at his own fart while burning the midnight oil. It must've been his slap happy hour.

by Zoomoron June 12, 2019

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