Smacking the weasel

A hand job. Mastubation. Etc.

1: Did you do the homework last night?

2: No, I was too busy smacking the weasel.

1: Wtf?

by qsuedenimp November 24, 2010

Shock the wave and ride the ripple

When you fuck a fat girl and thrust really hard her fat moves everywhere

Man when I thrusted into that i had too "shock the wave and ride the ripple"

by Darknessdeth May 25, 2011

Smacking the Weasel

Masterbating, jerking off, punching the clown

I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.

by WeaselSmacker69 December 15, 2011

honk and wave

No matter how badly someone might break your heart, after enough time passes, we still aren't ready to burn that bridge. If you saw them again, you would still be somewhat cordial and polite. Just give an honest honk and wave. Make him/her feel like an ass.

"She really broke my heart in two. If we drove side-by-side on the highway, maybe i could honk and wave." - paraphrased from a Limbeck song.

by pj.sf July 22, 2012

dancing with the weasel

to have sex
wild rough sex

my girlfriend is totally going to be dancing with the weasel tonight

by phersephone.aphrodite March 31, 2012

secondhand sound waves

When you receive music or any other sort of sound that you don't want to hear through means that aren't under your control. Secondhand sound waves are often contracted in stores or other people's cars.

Alan: Dude, will you change the station? I'm dying of secondhand sound waves over here.
Dave: Yeah, sorry man. I forgot you don't like Greenday.

by Deux August 1, 2012

the Futhank you wave

The act of raising your hand after making an aggressive and rude traffic faux-pas, like changing lanes 2 feet in front of someone because you were going to miss your offramp.

The Futhank you wave is both a thank you and yet can be issued with no sincerity whatsoever- hence the F.U. prefix.

I swear that guy I cut off was going to kill me until I gave him the futhank you wave

by dred_lox May 15, 2014